That's not the verdict of a disgruntled shopper on the receiving end of a Ralf-dent - it's what wife Cora told a German TV show.
"There have been a number of little accidents," she said, according to The Sun newspaper (UK), "that you might expect from a woman driver."
In Schu Jr's latest scrape, Ralf - still adjusting from the change from a BMW to Toyota road car - reversed into a park and waited for the 'beep' of the (absent) parking sensor.
Cora Schumacher said: "But we heard a different noise." -GMM