Bus driver's boobs bust

Having great cleavage could help you get off scot-free when you have to pay speeding tickets and it comes in handy when getting free drinks at a bar.

The downside, besides attracting unwanted attention, could be getting kicked off a bus because of it.

According to Ananova.com, while travelling by bus in the town of Lindau, Germany, a shop assistant named Debora was asked to get off the bus since her cleavage was too distracting to the bus driver.

The embarrassed woman was first told to move to another seat as the roving eyes of the bus driver kept landing on her.

"Suddenly he stopped the bus," the shop assistant told Bild newspaper.

"He opened the door and shouted at me, 'Your cleavage is distracting me every time I look into my mirror and I can't concentrate on the traffic. If you don't sit somewhere else, I'm going to have to throw you off the bus'."

The bus company rushed to the defence of the driver stating that he is allowed to move passengers if he feels they are a distracting him and could endanger fellow passengers.

So, on a bus, a woman sporting an ample bosom could potentially be as hazardous as a knife-wielding psycho?

"The bus driver is allowed to do that and he did the right thing. A bus driver cannot be distracted because it's a danger to the safety of all the passengers," the company said.